apparently texas has a limit on how many sex toys you can own. imagine a homeowner staring, stonefaced, at a pair of police officers as they haul armload after armload of dildos out of a closet and into their squad car, write a ticket and hand it to them without making eye contact, and drive off
popcorn? no thanks i only eat heavymetalcorn
hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.